LOOK, I DIDN'T WANT TO BE A HALF-BLOOD. I NEVER ASKED TO BE THE SON OF A GREEK GOD.

I was just a normal kid, going to school, playing basketball, skateboarding. The usual.

Until I accidentally vaporized my maths teacher.

Now I spend my time battling monsters and generally trying to stay alive.

This is the one where Zeus, god of the sky, thinks I've stolen his lightning bolt - and making Zeus angry is a very bad idea.