Windswept & Interesting: My Autobiography

I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS WINDSWEPT & INTERESTING

UNTIL SOMEBODY TOLD ME. IT WAS A FRIEND WHO WAS STARTLINGLY EXOTIC HIMSELF. HE'D JUST COME BACK FROM KASHMIR AND WAS ALL BILLOWY SHIRT AND INDIAN BEADS. I HAD LONG HAIR AND A BEARD AND WAS SWISHING AROUND IN ELECTRIC BLUE FLAIRS.

HE SAID: "LOOK AT YOU - ALL WINDSWEPT AND INTERESTING!"

I JUST SAID: "EXACTLY!"

AFTER THAT, I SIMPLY HAD TO MAINTAIN MY REPUTATION...